Autumn has learned the power of profanity. Actually, maybe Autumn has learned the power of INFLECTION.
Little Miss's bunny was behaving rather poorly. She simply would not be calm and quiet in the Little Miss's arms like a good little baby should be! Little Miss tried to laugh and soothe her way through it, but the bunny/baby was not complying. Soon we were into disciplinary action and threats, to which the bunny also was not responding. Just as even the best mother's find the end of their ropes, Little Miss was exploring the end of hers.
What happens when a mom gets fed up? Sometimes shouting, sometimes swearing! Here's what Little Miss resorted to:
"You need to settle down, you stupid Jackrabbit!"
I'm glad "Jack" has been deemed the most powerful aspect of that particular profanity...
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