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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

I Stand Corrected

The fella is taking a bath. Little Miss came in to chit-chat. I motioned her out of the bathroom, explaining that The Dude needed some privacy. They both questioned, "why?"

"Because The Dude is in the bathtub, and you don't need to see his personal stuff," I explain.

The young man requests clarification, "By 'personal stuff,' do you mean genitals?"

(Can you hear my brain sizzling?)

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